Written by Anne Cowley and Lena Rye
Orchid: Eww, why are they wearing so much clothing?
Clove: And wouldn’t they get really weird tans???
Orchid: what are those holes in their stomachs?
Clove: Don’t you know, that was before we all came out of eggs/machines. You actually grew inside of someone’s body, and that’s where you were connected to them!
Orchid: But that doesn’t make any sense, it sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie!
canada goose jackets:
Clove: Why are they calling that coat a prehistoric bird?
Orchid: Maybe the bird is stuffed inside
Clove: I think it is cute that they made a fancy badge for each person’s serial number
Orchid: True! but its looks so warm!
Clove: Since the sun is so close to the earth now, it’s always like 45 degrees
Orchid: What a stupid fashion
lulu lemon leggings:
Clove: What is that?
Orchid: Did they paint themselves black?
Clove: Why did people wear so much clothes in the past!
Orchid: I know! you can hardly see their body
Clove: Maybe it’s like a rule. that everyone must dress very conservatively.
Orchid: And why are they standing
Clove: We never stand now. I mean why would we, when we have motorized chairs!?
Orchid: It’s ridiculous!
Clove: Why are their feet coloured?
Orchid: No, I think you put these ON your feet! That’s very strange.
Clove: It looks very uncomfortable.
Orchid: yes and what would you do when you need to wash yourself?
Clove: I don’t know, maybe they cut them off and then after put a new one on.
Orchid: Either way, you can see it’s very primitive.
Clove: This is way before they invented levitation travelling so your feet don’t get dirty.
Orchid: Why are they called those names?
Clove: Clearly it’s because only people named ked or tom can wear them
Clove: Is that supposed to be funny?
Orchid: Why is there writing on that picture?
Clove: Why would they write down their jokes rather than say them?
Orchid: I’m confused. Why is he so weird looking?
Clove: Did all the people in the past look like that?
Orchid: What are those things on his eyes?
Clove: I think it’s like a giant version of our holographic contact lenses!
Orchid: Woah, they’re like bug’s eyes!
The walking dead:
Orchid: Oh my god, I’m scared!
Clove: But if they’re dead how can they walk?
Orchid: That guy at the front looks malnourished
Clove: What are those people on the top standing on?
Orchid: Some old fashioned vehicle?
Clove: It’s so big! and why is it not hovering?
Orchid: I think it’s a documentary.
Clove: Instead of telepathic communication, they used these silly little electronic devices. They paid a lot of money to have this certain one which had a different shape and different things inside. Also they bought coloured things to go around the device.
Orchid: like clothing?
Orchid: What’s that little circle thing on the back?
Clove: I don’t know, but it looks like a picture of the extinct fruit that people used to eat.
Clove: Yes, isn’t that gross?!
Orchid: And it’s cruel to the apples, couldn’t they still feel it?
Clove: Yeah, and that’s why we decapitate and bake our apples before we eat them.
Orchid: Much more humane!
Clove: Her arms are so freakishly long!
Orchid: Why does it look like shes reaching out to the camera
Clove: It’s like a mugshot but happy
Orchid: Hmmm… wait I’ve got it!
Orchid: She’s a mutant from the past that scientists built to reach to things on the top shelving units.
Clove: Hey! I recognise this! This is the symbol on the world flag.
Orchid: Ya, but wait, if their money is made of stars, wouldn’t that be difficult to collect?
Clove: I guess, or maybe it’s like our points system, and it’s just a picture of a star.
Orchid: Oh. Anyway, this looks good.
Clove: I eat something like this every day for dinner!
Orchid: Doesn’t Everybody?
orange is the new black:
Clove: Why is there a whole bunch of people wearing way too much, and not to mention really ugly, clothing underneath a common expression?
Orchid: Ya, I mean it’s in the dictionary so why does it need an illustration?
Clove: Maybe it’s the old earthlings’ motto.
Orchid: But why is the word orange in the colour black and the word black in the colour orange?
Clove: Maybe they were all colourblind in the past.
Orchid: Ah, that makes sense!